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Saturday, November 14, 2009
Sugargliders @ 9:59 PM
Yesterday, we got two new sugargliders -- Faerie and Bandit! If you don't know what they are, Google them because they are SO FREAKISHLY ADORABLE!
Labels: animals
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Mirror Image @ 9:05 PM
Turn your computer upside down to read this:
¡ʎzɐן os ɯ,ı˙ʎɐpoʇ ǝnuıʇuoɔ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ןןıʍ ı os 'ʎdǝǝןs ʇoƃ uǝɥʇ'ʇɥƃıu ʇsɐן ƃǝן ɐ ɟןɐɥ ǝʞıן pǝxɐʍ ı ʇsɐןǝsnɐɔǝq ʎɐpoʇ sʇuɐd ƃuoן ɹɐǝʍ oʇ pɐɥ ı˙ɹǝʇʇǝq sɐʍ s,ʎɐpsǝnʇ ʇsɐן ʇnq 'ʎɐʞo sɐʍ ןןɐqʞnoɥɔʇ s,ʎɐpoʇTranslation!
Today's tchoukball was okay, but last Tuesday's was better.
I had to wear long pants today because
last I waxed like half a leg last night,
then got sleepy, so I will have to continue today.
I'm so lazy!
During choir practice for Awards Night for the whole school today...
Mr. Kevin: Sing like someone called David Archu... something, and Bill-something!
I don't know he didn't wanna say their last names, but yeah! Not sure what he means by "someone called David and Bill" coz there are two possible meanings: (1) someone called David and Bill on the telephone, or (2) sing as well as David and Bill. If he meant number 1, Sarah and I would be screaming like crazy, and Mr. Kevin will regret saying that haha!
Ahh. I'm too sleepy to wax today so I'll be a procrastinator and do it tomorrow. Now half of one leg is hairless and the rest is... not.
BYE!
Labels: friends, random, school, sports, teachers
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Monday, November 2, 2009
The Many Faces of Abyss/Dead Man/Dead Lady/Pumpkin @ 7:58 PM
- 30.10/Friday - The icebreaker during ISCF: thumb wrestling! Me and Tetsuo were the two finalists, and he beat me.
- Bought The Star newspaper coz -- YES! -- Tokio Hotel were in it. The lady asked what made me buy it. I showed her the Tokio Hotel article. I wonder if she thought I was a freak or something.
- 31.10/Saturday - Happy Halloween!
- Watched TH's performance at MTV Day in Greece on Astro from midnight - 1 AM! SO AWESOME.
- Went for my little brother's kindergarten concert. Little kids are so cute! There was a little girl crying onstage during the concert, and her brother (also onstage) shouted at her to move. Then he started shouting, "Mummy! Rachel cry! Mummy! SHE CRY!!"
- Went to another neighborhood with a lot of foreigners in it for trick-or-treating. Well, my brothers and cousins went ToT-ing. I just followed them around coz I didn't have a costume.
- Watched Michael Jackson's "This Is It."
- 01.11/Sunday - Voted for Tokio Hotel for "Best Group" for the MTV EMA (Nov 6/Fri/MTV/10 AM and 9 PM) 300 times!
I've started playing Pet Society again! I just wasted a LOT of coins on PS Halloween decorations that I don't even think are so nice anymore. =.=''
This is my pet! She underwent a few surgeries, makeovers, and sex changes recently.
Name: Abyss | Gender: Female
Name: Dead Man | Gender: Male
Here is Dead Man relaxing on the couch after a long hard day of horrible mean people teasing him about not having a life.
[no picture]
Name: Dead Lady| Gender: Female
Here, she's gone back to being a female skeleton in a very nice pink dress, but I have no picture.
Name: Pumpkin | Gender: Female
SO CUTE RIGHT.
You know what else is cute? THIS. ↓
It's Bill's drawing of a duck!
Anywayyy, my laptop battery is so spoilt, the second I plug off the charger, it turns off. Ishhh! And I have to do a 500-word essay on Leonardo da Vinci's inventions. So boring! It wouldn't be so bad if it was about the person and his works and inventions, but a 500-word essay on just his inventions is ooohmygosh. *jumps off a cliff*
Save meee!
Labels: bill kaulitz, family, pet society, pictures, random, school, tokio hotel
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Thursday, October 29, 2009
Lovely Weather @ 9:09 PM
OMG Esther Lee is a Tokio Hotel fan!
Esther: Eh, you know your Tokio Hotel (she pronounced it as toe-kai-oh)...
Me: It's Tokio Hotel
Esther: Ya la. One of them is a girl, right?
Me: No, he's a boy.
Esther: He's a boy? All of them are boys?
Me: Yeah.
Esther: Oh.
Then she told me that she watched "Automatic" on YouTube, and she said, "It's quite nice, right?" Then she asked me to put some of their songs into her pendrive, and she listened to them in school. And she posted this on my Facebook wall:
Now, i'm same as you, are Tokio Hotel fan. Their songs are awesome. Only in school i realize this all 4 of them are boys.. *shocked* and Bill Kaulitz is the tallest and the most handsome among all 4. haha.. *High-Five* :)
YESSS!!! I was sooo happy when I saw that.
Anyway, pretty good weather for tchoukball today, if you minus the short drizzle and the lightning that came later. It was darkish and very cloudy, so we didn't have to suffer under the hot hot sun, THANK GOD!
I spotted an eagle flying around in circles above the church. It was really cool! We were looking at the eagle and talking about how cool it was, and Jonathan Wong had to ask us to keep our eyes on the ball, not the eagle.
And also, there was an airplane.
Sarah See: Look, an airplane!
Me and Sarah: *stare at the airplane*
Me: Hi! *waves at airplane*
Mr. Kevin: What? What?
Me: An airplane.
Mr. Kevin: David Archuleta [in the plane]! Wait, no, Bill!
Me: Bill!
Mr. Kevin: BILL!!
XD
Labels: bill kaulitz, friends, music, school, sports, tokio hotel
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Sadistico @ 9:03 PM
Jon Roberts: ... and it hurts Him (Jesus) when he sees the ones that he loved so much drop into hell... and burn.
Me: *smiles*
Jon Roberts: *looks at me* I don't know why you're smiling, but...
Me: Because you're smiling!
Jon Roberts: I'm a happy guy!
Omg. He must have thought I was sadistic and evil or something. Just imagine you're talking about going to hell, and someone is just sitting there and listening and smiling. Weeeeird.
Anyway, since we're learning about humility this month in Bible study in school, Grace's group (which includes me) did some cleaning today. We sweeped and mopped the floors and wiped the tables. When Mr. Fan and Paul Mae saw me with the broom, they said they had to take a picture (they didn't, though). It's like they think I don't even know how to use a broom or something. =.=''
Anyway, tchoukball tomorrow. It's gonna be so hot, but I can't wear shorts coz the hair has grown back (I waxed my legs a few weeks ago). So horrible! Gahhh.
I Kissed Dating Goodbye by Joshua Harris is such a good book. Don't let the title scare you away! Go and read it! :D
Labels: books, friends, school, sports
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Monday, October 26, 2009
Dear Emily @ 5:03 PM
Random note: I would love to dress up as Cleopatra or a pirate princess for Awards Night.
I'm going to do a tag now.
Dear Emily,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realised it when your dog humped my leg outside of your office, and I saw you sit on my corned beef hash. I'm sure you're b*tchy enough to understand that you need a sex change. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Jiayu
*Don't be offended if you're tagged!
Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
Name
(1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
(2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
(3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
(4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
(5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – My ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
(6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Bitchy
Annat -shamed
(7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
(8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
(9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
(10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
(11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
(12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself. Labels: friends, random, tags
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Pants Stealer @ 9:39 PM
OMG guess what happened today after tchoukball?
Joel (Tan) was changing in the playground slide (the type like, and my youngest brother Jia Qing, who had come to pick me up, stole his pants. Then Joel accidentally slid down the slide, and... Well, I really needed to know what colour underwear he was wearing.
Btw I'm being sarcastic.
Jia Qing: Jie, do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Huh? No.
Jia Qing: But the boy over there said he (Michael) is your boyfriend.
Me: What? No la.
Anyway, Jia Qing was very naughty today. He didn't want to leave when we had to go, so I had to grip his arm and drag him. Then he sat on the ground, but I still pulled him so his pants slipped a little and he got grass and dirt and whatever in his buttcrack. Sooo gross.
We went to the gas station to buy water for me and JQ. I bought a chocolate biscuit and an ice cream (yum!), and he wanted to buy a lollipop, but at first I didn't let him coz he was so naughty. So he started stomping around frustratedly and saying, "Please! Please!!" I gave in coz I knew Aunty Lori (the maid) was going to buy him a lollipop, but I made him promise to be good this Thursday. If he doesn't, I will buy an ice cream and eat it in front of his face and not buy him anything, not even a lollipop. Mwahaha!
Oh, and this is random, but, the new "New Moon" trailer is awesome!
Good night.
BILL IS SO HOT!! :D <3
Labels: bill kaulitz, family, food, friends, school, sports
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