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Chatting With a 9-Year-Old Tuesday, January 13, 2009 This is a conversation I had with Emily and Emily's 9-year-old cousin Julius yesterday night. I think you should be able to tell when Emily's typing and when Julius is. And just so you know, I am not so conceited as the convo below might suggest, I was just kidding about the "beautiful butterfly" and stuff. And I am not that mean either. I was also kidding. Half-kidding, at least. It was fun at first, but then he got just plain annoying. And also I cut some parts out cause it was so long. WARNING: This post is really long but it shows how annoying and rude some little kids can be. I was like that once. I called my cousin's painting ugly when I was like 5 or 6. Emily: i like secondhand serenade Jiayu: what song is that Emily: huh? Emily: fall for you, stay close dont go Emily: you are so ugly, dszdont try to be so leng lui note: leng lui = pretty girl Emily: omg thats not me Emily: my cousin! Emily: IGNORE THAT Emily: stupid cousin Jiayu: LOL Jiayu: i thought that was part of the song! Jiayu: how old is ur cousin? Emily: 9 Jiayu: let him read this Jiayu: dont worry, emily's cousin, next time when you grow up MAYBE you will be as good-looking as emily and me kay? Jiayu: so dont be sad Jiayu: XD Emily: he's going home edi Jiayu: ok Jiayu: tell him i said bye bye ugly boy Jiayu: JK! Jiayu: lol Emily: lol Jiayu: hahaha Emily: are u insulted? Emily: lol Jiayu: no Emily: EVEN IF I A GIRL WITH LONG HAIR I LOOK MORE LENG LUI THEN YOU Jiayu: btw i was just kidding if abt the perasaan part note: perasaan = proud, conceited Jiayu: ur cousin is still here? Emily: what do you think? Jiayu: OK LA YOU GO GET SURGERY TO BE A GIRL THEN WE'LL SEE Jiayu: IF YOU WANNA BE A PONDAN THEN ONLY CAN COMPARE note: pondan = transvestite Jiayu: lol Emily: sorry! Jiayu: hehe Emily: HE din go back Jiayu: its ok, its quite fun Emily: i went to the toilet Emily: ish Emily: i'll stand by my com the next time i go off Emily: lol Jiayu: lol Jiayu: ur cousin is so funny Emily: mean la Emily: not funny Jiayu: he doesnt even know how i look Jiayu: so its ok Emily: haha Emily: i show him the pic u did when u pressed ur nose up Emily: lol Jiayu: where got? Emily: got Jiayu: i dont rmb that Jiayu: but dont haha Emily: ya have Emily: on party day Jiayu: lol did i? Jiayu: i dont rmbbb Jiayu: dont show him! Emily: he saw edi la Emily: lol Emily: cuz he asked to see Emily: lol Jiayu: lol Jiayu: what la u Jiayu: anyways Jiayu: tell him i only look ugly in that pic Emily: and he is still here Emily: he said he thought you look stupid but u actually are stupid Jiayu: haha Emily: so i said Jiayu: tell him Jiayu: i just got 100 on my math test today, loser Emily: I GOT 1000 Jiayu: ya right Jiayu: i got infinity Jiayu: the highest Jiayu: my iq is higher than einstein Emily: atleast im more leng chai then note: leng zai = handsome boy Jiayu: and last time only i was ugly, now im nt, so maybe when u grow up you wont be so ugly anymore Jiayu: im not a boy also, how to compare? Emily: i bet you have not boyfriend Emily: i got girlfriend Jiayu: u know why i dont have a bf? Jiayu: coz im smart Jiayu: if i got, we're going to break up anyway Jiayu: so want for what? Jiayu: hah Emily: I told him ur bf was bill Jiayu: LOL Jiayu: yeah yeah Jiayu: say that Emily: he said u had a demon possessed bf Emily: lol Jiayu: let him read all this la! Jiayu: to emily's annoying tiny puny cousin: you are demon possessed, not him Emily: ugly person i see in my life Jiayu: maybe, but at least he is more leng zai than u Jiayu: =.='' Jiayu: seriously Emily: atleast i have decent hair Emily: he is a pondon Jiayu: lol Jiayu: at least my boyfriend has a nice voice Jiayu: u sound like a frog with a sore throat Emily: he said Emily: you never heard him sing Jiayu: lol this is so fun! Jiayu: i did la Jiayu: he's famous Jiayu: he's in a band called tokio hotel, all the smart ppl know that Jiayu: my gosh Emily: More like hairy nerds in glasses? note: What in the world? I'm not a hairy nerd in glasses, although I DO wear glasses. Jiayu: i think u need to go for eye surgery Jiayu: theres something wrong with your eyes Jiayu: your brain also Jiayu: im sorry to say, but u must start saving up for brain surgery or your brain will just stop functioning coz u never use it Jiayu: then it will one day drop out of your ear Emily: you make no sense Jiayu: and u will see that it is all shrivelled up and as small as a pea Jiayu: i do Jiayu: but u must be smart enough to understand me Jiayu: so unfortunately you're not Jiayu: im so sorry Emily: he said Emily: you are so stupid Jiayu: smarter than u at least Emily: not smart enough to see age diff Emily: lol Jiayu: at least im nt stupid enough to get a bf when im 9 Jiayu: i bet you and your gf and just boyfriend-girlfriend for fun Emily: I AM A BOY Jiayu: i mean ME la Jiayu: im a girl Jiayu: so i didnt get a bf when im 9 Emily: really? i thought u are boy Emily: u look like a boy ma Jiayu: only in that picture Jiayu: coz in there i look like a pig Jiayu: but now i am a butterfly Jiayu: *lalalala* Emily: LOL Emily: my cousin speechless edi Jiayu: lol Emily: im not! Then I got an SMS from Emily said that her cousin locked her out, and that the toilet is so hot. Jiayu: why did you lock emily out? Jiayu: dont think i dont know Jiayu: im psychic Jiayu: i just got a vision Jiayu: let her in la Emily: she tell u wan Emily: she got telephone Jiayu: she didnt even call me Emily: thats why u stupid Jiayu: is that your picture? Jiayu: the flower up there note: The picture is Emily's display picture of a red flower with a yellow middle and a blue background. It isn't ugly, but whatever. Jiayu: ew youre uglyy Emily: SEND message Jiayu: oh wai tno Jiayu: thats ur pimple Jiayu: eww! so big! Emily: Haha Emily: i will like flower pimple Jiayu: coz you're gay Jiayu: thats why you like flowers Emily: no Jiayu: eee, why do you wanna be so leng lui? ewww!! Emily: i like boy color Emily: i like blue and green Jiayu: how can your gf like a GIRL? Emily: and black Emily: im a boy Emily: handsome boy Jiayu: HAH Jiayu: dont lie Emily: thats what everyone say Emily: even my mummy Emily: u wear makeup like opera Emily: worst then my mummy Jiayu: thank you so much, i love opera Emily: welcome Emily: you are a stinky fish la Jiayu: i am a human in case you didnt know Jiayu: coz you're too stupid Jiayu: now please open the door for emily, dont be a silly boy Emily: ya i better Emily: later she tell my mummy Jiayu: i hope she does Emily: I x this talking first Jiayu: x la Jiayu: i can send her the convo again haha loser Jiayu: i can copy this whole thing down and email it to her Emily: Im sorry Emily: about just now Emily: i din mean anything Jiayu: =.='' Emily: you look very pretty Jiayu: ur scared that ur mom will scold u only Emily: haha you are Emily: awhh Emily: he is so sweet Emily: hahah im back Jiayu: O_O Jiayu: my gosh Jiayu: that boy! Jiayu: hes scared that u will tell his mom! Emily: i know Emily: he said he likes u alot Jiayu: =.='' Jiayu: hes lying Jiayu: dont believe him Jiayu: is he still there Emily: and told u that u look pretty Jiayu: hes lying! Jiayu: i look so ugly in all pictures! Jiayu: thats why usually i hate having my pic taken, unless im feeling un-vain Emily: bye bye jie jie Emily: i like talking to you Jiayu: ....... Emily: prettiest gir i even seeeen Emily: bybye Jiayu: err... split personality? Omg. =.='' Sigh. The things kids do to get out of trouble. What a two-faced little boy, but oh well, he's still young. Labels: friends, msn convos |
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