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Monday, April 26, 2010


Tuning in to: Heilig - Tokio Hotel

My mum forced me to let her clean out my ears yesterday (I HAD NO SAY IN IT WHATSOEVER), and it was sooo ticklish! I was laughing the whole time until I drooledon the table! Disgusting yet funny.

And I CUT MY NAILS TODAY, but they didn't check them in school! What a waste.

Tokio Hotel will be in Singapore tomorrow for the DSquared show in the Audi Fashion Festival on April 28! Bill will be CATWALKING (ooh, sexy hexy!) like he did for Milan Fashion Week. Click HERE for more info. I just checked, but the tickets are all sold out. *sigh* Natürlich, of course it is, it's in two freaking days. Gosh, why didn't they tell us earlier? I'd love to be able to see that in real life.

Anyway, I'm gonna post up some hilarious exam answers that I got on the internet! SO FUNNY. They made me laugh like crazy person. Jia He's laughter might have had something to do with it too.

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But I'm Loud All The Time, Am I Not?
Saturday, April 24, 2010

 

Tuning in to: Eisblumen - Eisblume

HAHAHA! That pic is so funny. I have nothing against Justin Bieber, though.

And I just found out my camera isn't a DSLR. I always thought it was because it's black and bulky, and I thought digital cameras were colorful and small and rectangular. That just goes to show how little I know about cameras.

Pangkor was okay. I listened to Hitz.fm a lot to watch out for those M&Gs and missed out on crab-catching.Oh well.

Something funny happened, but first let me describe the sea villas to you. There is a wooden walkway above the water that splits off in all directions leading to the many villas. The villas aren't connected by walls; they're connected by the walkways only. Each villa has a balcony behind it, and if you're on the balcony, you'll be able to see the people on the balconies of the villas beside you.

My 10-year-old cousin Yu Wen and I shared a villa. She was using her dad's iPhone and lying on the bed one day, and I was listening to the radio. Justin Bieber's Baby came on so I went over and we both started singing REALLY loudly. We were kind of out-of-tune too. And we laughed a lot.Then we went to the balcony after the song was over. Our cousins and friends were on the two balconies beside us told us they could hear EVERYTHING. Very clearly. Very loudly.They also said that a bunch of German people passing by heard them talking about us and asked if we were their daughters, because they could hear us as well.OMG.

We were also sang and danced crazily in front of the large bathroom mirror to Whataya Want From Me by Adam Lambert the day before that. I wonder if anyone heard us. But we didn't sing as loudly that time...

There was a cockroach in the room one night! Yu Wen and I freaked out and ran to my maid Aunty Elsi for help. She killed it with her slipper and threw it in the water. HAHAHA. Other than that, it was nice. Except there was no TV in the sea villa (there are in the hill villas though), but at least they had a radio and iPod speakers, which hill villas don't have.

My brothers and Shi Wei went fishing from the balcony. There are so many fish there, and they're so pretty and colourful. We also saw a monitor lizard. That was cool.

Okay, that's all about Pangkor. Jin from Hitz.fm dressed up as Bill Kaulitz! on Friday. It reminded me more of Billie Joe from Green Day, but nice try anyways hah.


Like Billie Joe right?? [source]


"Cool" pose. [source]


"Rocker" pose. [source]

Here are some of Jin's tweets (click HERE for his Twitter):
"If u see someone with a Bill Kaulitz bushy head walking around 1 utama, be calm, its just me :p"

"Oh god I'm about to step out the house and I'm nervous!!"

"Just went to the kedai runcit to get a drink and the uncle burst out laughing, I still see him laughing even though I'm in the car -.-"

"At the traffic light, the car next to me is laughing at me, hahhahahahahah, with thumbs up lol!!!!!"
BAHAHAHAHA! Anyway, there will be a Tokio Hotel fan meet-up at Starbucks in 1Utama next Friday (April 30), 7:30 PM - 9:30 PM. I don't know if I'm going yet, but it will be so awesome to meet my fellow TH fans!

Now for some more Tokio Hotel news!

Signing Session
Date: 1 May 2010, Saturday
Time: 11:40 AM onwards
Venue: 1Utama, New Wing, Concourse Level
Notes: Bring your "Humanoid" album because that's the only thing they'll be signing. It's only one hour. NO PHOTOGRAPHY ALLOWED. So stupid!

Showcase
Date: 1 May 2010, Saturday
Time: 8 PM
Venue: Central Park Avenue, 1Utama
Notes: There will be 2 opening acts starting from 6 PM, but Tokio Hotel's showcase starts at 8. NO DSLRS AND NO VIDEO CAMERAS, ONLY DIGITAL CAMERAS. To collect your tickets from Everyone Connects, go to the booth, which opens at 10:30 AM, at Concourse Level, New Wing, 1Utama. Bring a form of ID.

Meet-and-Greet
Date: 1 May 2010, Saturday
Time: after concert
Notes: I WANNA GOOO!!!
I have 5 days left to try to get M&G tickets from Hitz.fm (they don't give them out on weekends). Pleeease!

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Posers
Thursday, April 22, 2010


Tuning in to: Humanoid - Tokio Hotel

I like how Nielsen put it on Facebook:

"hahahaaahahahhahaahahha
stuck on an island with FAMILY
or CHANCE to get tix 2 see HOT BOY BAND"

Then I told him about how I only wanted M&G tickets, and he said:

"ok then its stuck on an island with family and not swimming
OR chance to get REALLY up close iwth hot boy band"

BUUUUT guess what? There are iPod speakers and a RADIO in the hotel room! OMG! So I listened to Hitz.fm a lot yesterday. And I also found out only the sea and spa villas have them, not the hill villa that we stayed in before. We're staying in a sea villa (it's like above the water), so how perfect is that!

I didn't manage to win those M&G tix yesterday, but SarahLiebtBillK won them! She's pretty popular on Twitter. I was soooo jealous but I'm glad that such a huge Tokio Hotel fan got them instead of someone who was just like, "Oh um yeah, I wanna see Tokio Hotel." Also, Jin from Hitz.fm is gonna dress up as Bill tomorrow!

Me: Which *hairstyle are you gonna do?
Jin: The one where it touches the ceiling.
Me: Oh, so the lion mane then?
Jin: Yep! So, do you have any advice?
Me: Um... I don't know. Maybe you can use that highlighting thing because Bill has really good bone structure.
Jin: Oh, so you're saying I don't have good bone structure?
Me: What? No, I didn't mean it that way!
Jin: Fine la! Blah blah blah...
Me: Nooo, I'm just saying, coz his cheeks are really hollow and everything. He is so gorgeous!
Jin: Aw, thank you.

*There are 4 main hairstyles: the lion mane, the dreadlocks, the mohawk, and his current short hairdo.

But then someone else called and I think he said he was gonna do the mohawk? I don't think he knows about Bill's different hairstyles.
Anyway, I slept on the beach most of the time yesterday coz I couldn't swim. My friend Laura couldn't swim either lol. So sad.

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All I Ever Wanted
Monday, April 19, 2010


Tuning in to: Strange - Tokio Hotel & Kerli

Yesterday, I looked throw my mum's drawer for a toothbrush and found 40 NEW ONES there. LOL. What in the world?

At lunchtime today, Sarah, who was sitting beside me, suddenly stroked my upper arm and went like, "Your arms are so soft!" LOL! She said that was the image she got when she read that I dreamt that I touched Bill's arm and said they were soft. But in my dream it wasn't like that, I touched the part between his elbow and wrist, like the bottom part where there's less hair lol.

Anyway, today's Monday, which means Hitz.fm has started giving out Tokio Hotel tickets! They'll be giving out M&G tickets too, so I'm praying for those haha. I had something to ask, so I kept trying to call Hitz.fm, and when I finally got through...

Jin: What's your name?
Me: Jiayu.
Jin: Oh, I think I know you! On Twitter.
Me: Huh?
Jin: What's your Twitter?
Me: Jiayu95.
Jin: Oh yeah, I remember you!

He recently tweeted something about going on a quest to find the Tokio Hotel tickets, and I told him, "Go with my blessing!" I just remembered that. And by the way, it is SUPER HARD to get through to Hitz.fm. Haiz.

Tokio Hotel say the funniest, weirdest, and cutest things sometimes. So I'm gonna post up some quotes by them here!
"Georg looks like a puffed up jellyfish in the morning. A puffed up jellyfish." - Bill Kaulitz

"Somebody told me once that humans let go 40 litres of fart air a day." - Gustav Schäfer

"If I were a girl for a day I would try to sleep with Tom Kaulitz." - Tom Kaulitz

"I really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy. It's like, 'Oh my gosh, come here, come here!'" - Bill Kaulitz

"One beautiful night they were torn away from my head. Now they are up for sale to the highest bidder on eBay!" Tom Kaulitz on his dreadlocks

Alex from ATL: "Hey guys, one quick question... Vampires or unicorns?"
Tokio Hotel: "Unicorns? What's that?"

"I'm so incredibly good looking and there's already so much focus on my body..." - Tom Kaulitz

"Well, to tell you a secret, Georg has some imaginary friends and they might be his only ones besides us..." - Tom Kaulitz

"Our desk, your deh, your DAD... faack! Again!" - Bill Kaulitz

"If I’m hanging out with Bill I would order some pizza and say, 'Look what I just made for you!'" - Tom Kaulitz

"During the landing I have crazy fart attacks." - Georg Listing

"My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that’s why I wear such big baggy pants." - Tom Kaulitz

Tom: *after receiving record awards* "He won't admit it in front of the camera, but he always comes up later and says, 'Thank you, Tom...'"
Georg: "Nonsense! *pushes Tom away* That's a lot of bull."
Tom: "'...I know if it wasn't for you, I'd be working construction.'"
Georg: "What?? *pushes Tom again*"

Bill: "I had such crazy dreams [on the plane]!"
Tom: "Bill smashed the window... but that was not a dream."

"I've been a fan of me ever since..." - Tom Kaulitz
 HAHA! Oookay, I rather think that's enough. They're so funny! And Bill's quote about dogs was so adorable. <3 Awww. :D

Math 810 test tomorrow! Then I can do my Math 901 book while I'm in Pangkor. Yes, I know I'm kinda slow. Since I can't swim during that time, I'll be watching everyone else have fun while I'm sitting there like a stupid idiot with flies buzzing around me. Argh! I also have a History & Geography test to do, but I'm kinda nervous about it coz there's a good chance I'll fail.

We'll see what happens. Tschüss for now! Ooh, "Monsoon" is playing on Hitz! I love Hitz.fm!

//EDIT:

Something so funny just happened on Hitz.fm!!

P.S. The "beep" is the sound that you hear when you press a number on your phone, not the "beep beep beep I've hung up" beep.

Jin: Right now the phone lines are full, and I bet there's all calling for Tokio Hotel tickets. Let's pick up line 2... Hello, this is Hitz-dot-fm. Please press 1 for English. Please press 2 for English.
Caller: *beep*
Jin: If you're calling about Tokio Hotel, please press 2-5. If you're...
Caller: *beep beep*
Jin: For Tokio Hotel tickets, please press 1-5-5-1-4 (or some other 5-digit number).
Caller: *beep beep beep beep beeeep*
Jin: Hello! You actually fell for that??
Caller: Uh...

HAHAHA! I don't remember 2-5 and the 1-5-5-1-4 part exactly, but it was something about Tokio Hotel la. So funny!!

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You Don't Feel My Pain
Sunday, April 18, 2010


Tuning in to: Cristofori's Dream - David Lanz (piano song)

I'm such a pig. I eat when I'm bored or when I just feel like it, even if I'm not hungry. My mum says I'm fat now. What a nice thing to say to your own daughter.

Anyway, I ended up wearing black jeans with a casual dress to the wedding yesterday coz my mum asked me to. So I shaved my legs for no reason. BLEHHHH.And tomorrow's Monday. Which means I have to cut my nails, which have grown quite long now. I don't get why we can't keep long nails as long as they're clean. They don't feel my pain!

Do you know how horrible it feels to have ugly nails? When I was younger my mum kept telling me to stop biting my nails or they'd be ugly, and I stupidly said, "I won't care about what my nails look like!" And now I'm paying for it.


This is my goal. DON'T LAUGH! I need encouragement. And motivation. I get motivated when I see people with nice nails. I also get jealous. It's like their nails are mocking me.

I actually turned on my laptop to do schoolwork. But the internet is seducing me.

Anyway, I saw a recent picture of Bill wearing a lovely black-and-white Jean-Paul Gaultier jacket. Today I found out it's just plain black. The white part was from the shirt he was wearing underneath. And Rihanna wore the same jacket, but without a shirt.



OMG I just found out we're going to Pangkor Island on Wednesday but I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SWIM!! Curses! What horrible timing! I bet you can guess why I can't swim.Aaargh! I'll have to go buy more manga to keep me entertained while everyone else is having fun in the water. =.='' PFFT.

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Not Enough
Friday, April 16, 2010


Tuning in to: All The Things She Said - t.A.T.u.

OMG guess what, guys?? I finally dreamt about Bill last night! Wheeeee!

I dream about Tokio Hotel quite often, but when I say that, like 90% of the time I mean I talked about them in the dream, or I was listening to their music in the dream, which is pretty lame because I don't actually get to see them.

But Bill was actually there beside me last night! We were sitting down and leaning against the wall and talking. He was really nice and so adorable. It was the 2007 Bill though, the one with the lion mane. We were like friends in the dream. Omg it was so nice! I kept TOUCHING HIS ARMand going, "Your arms are so soft!" and marvelling at the smoothness (ohhh gosh). And he was only slightly taller than me. Besides that I don't remember much of it.

*drools* Noooo why did I have to wake up?? Of course my dream can't really compare with Sarah's and Emily's lovely dreams of wedding their favourite celebrity (David Archuleta) or going to prom with him or whatever, but my dreams stink, so this is considered good to me... Speaking of Sarah (and Rachel), they didn't come to school today. The lucky, lazy bums. Just kidding!

Anyway, I have a wedding dinner to go to tomorrow. Don't wanna wax my legs. Or shave. And I'm not in the mood for dressing up. Shooot.

"Some men see things as they are and say, 'Why?' I dream of things that never were and say, 'Why not?'"

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Want
Wednesday, April 14, 2010


Tuning in to: All About Us - t.A.T.u.
I have a joke!

Four men were stranded on an island. The inhabitants of the island caught them and brought them to their chief. The chief said told them each to go and bring back a fruit or he would kill them. So they set out to get fruit.

The first man came back with a rambutan. The chief told him to rub the rambutan on his butt, and if he laughed, he would die. So the man did it and laughed because of the fruit's "hairiness", and they killed him.

The second man came back with a peach. The chief told him the same thing, and he also laughed because the peach was so fuzzy. So they killed him.

The third man came back with a mango. He laughed and was killed, too.

In heaven, the first two men saw the third guy and asked him, "Why did you laugh? Yours was so easy?"

And the third guy said, "Because I saw the fourth guy coming with a durian."

HAHA! Funny right? Right??

I really have to start sleeping early. There are only 17 days left 'til Tokio Hotel's concert, and I have to prepare myself. I don't wanna go to their concert with a constellations of zits all over my face! Ya, you might say, "Oh it's not like their gonna look at you up close or anything!" But you see, if I manage to get the M&G tickets, then I will be seeing them face-to-face, so yeah. But even if not, I still wanna have lovely nice skin. Hah.

Why is it so hard?? But I don't have a lot of time... And I don't like vegetables.

And I plucked my eyebrows myself recently because they were getting too out of control. It was so nerve-wracking, seriously! I was so anxious the whole time because I didn't wanna mess up my eyebrows. I actually accidentally clipped off one small bunch of it with the tweezers, which was like OMG. But today Sarah and Rachel were like, "You did your eyebrows yourself? But they're so even!" So that's a relief. Whew.

But I'm gonna let them grow out and let my aesthetician do them because I want an eyebrow shape that will make my face look narrower and thinner. I don't know if it's just me, but I feel like my face looks slightly chubbier with these eyebrows. Oh gosh.

Anyway, I should go now. It's 9:40 PM, and by the time I'm done brushing my teeth, washing my face, reading my Bible, and wasting time, it'll probably be 10:30 PM. Gute Nacht, Leute.

OMG I just saw that #GoodbyeHumanoidCity (today is the last concert of the Humanoid City Tour) is trending on Twitter right now! Darn, that makes me wanna stay online longer! Blehh!

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DANKE SCHÖN, GOTT!
Thursday, April 8, 2010

ME AND EMILY WON TOKIO HOTEL TICKETS FROM EVERY CONNECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG I'M SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Das Ist Nicht Gut
Saturday, April 3, 2010

Guess what, Leute?

TOKIO HOTEL IS COMING TO MALAYSIA!!

No, I didn't just find out. My Internet was down for more than a week, I couldn't blog, and I had to use my mum's iPhone 3G for Twittering and FBing.

So anyway, dream come true right? Tokio Hotel's coming! Whee! And TM's sponsoring them. But sadly, the sponsors decided that they should torture the fans. The ways to get tickets are totally stupid:

  1. For 2 concert tickets + 2 meet-and-greet passes, buy broadband (4mbps), which is RM160 a month. That's almost RM2,000 a year. I already HAVE internet. [more info]
  2. Become a fan of Everyone Connects on Facebook and do the survey. But before you do the 6-page survey, you have to invite 20 friends. After that, you can invite 16 friends a day. And your friends actually have to take the survey to increase your chances of winning, and most of them won't, since you have to give your IC number.

And to make things worse, some people on FB said that the M&G passes are all SOLD OUT since they only had 25.

This thing is ruining our (the fans) lives. I don't get why we can't just BUY tickets like other fans! They say it's free, but buying broadband is NOT free. Not only is it not free, it's also really expensive.

But two days ago, Universal Music Malaysia posted on FB (this post) that one other way was to get concert tix was to buy Tokio Hotel's Humanoid album. They didn't say anything else after that, so we're just waiting for more info. I don't mind buying the album again to get tickets. That's cheaper than buying broadband, and more, how to say, guaranteed than trying to win. HOPING!

Anyway, this is really killing the fans. I can't be excited if it's not guaranteed that I'm going to see them! Call me pessimistic but I just think it would stink to get super excited about it only to have all your hopes crushed, kicked around, and thrown into the toilet. But I really really really really really really really want to see them!! At the concert AND meet-and-greet.

But Jin from Hitz.fm announced a few days ago that they will be giving out tickets (I'm not sure about the M&G), so yeah.

BLEHHHH. Ich hasse das!!

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