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Tetsuo to Dennis: Next time you see someone you don't like, show them your fist and stick up one finger.

Me: Tetsuo!

Dennis: *sticks up his pinky*

I realized how HORRIBLE and BORING it must be for my friends (particularly Mary and Michelle) to have to listen to me obsess about Bill and Tokio Hotel. Emily and Sarah were talking about David (Archuleta) and I had nothing to say. So, to everyone out there who's had to go through hours (or even minutes) of my Tokio Hotel Talk, I'm sorryyy! But I will keep doing it, so this is an apology for the boredom that you had to go through and the boredom that you will go through again.

He is turning 12 in less than two months, but he still doesn't know the months in order. He was like, "January, February, March, April, June, July, November, December!" UNBELIEVABLE.

In addition to his dumbness, Jia He is also very disgusting and inappropriate. He said Bill doesn't have a THING (dick) and he just stuffs tissue paper down there so people will think he has one.

Anyway, good news. The new episode of Tokio Hotel TV is finally up! FINALLY.

More pics of Bill at the Dsquared² fashion show!








* I'm kidding. Well, not really. But I don't mean it in a mean way. Anyway he's my brother so it's okay if I say stuff like that.

Bill and Tom are in Italy right now for Milan Fashion Week. They went for the DSquared show, and there was supposed to be something special for them, and guess what that special thing was.

BILL DID THE CATWALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I always knew he could be a supermodel!!! :D Bill catwalk-ed to "Screamin'" (one of TH's songs; the first line goes, "I've never seen anything else quite like you"). SO AWESOMEEE. But sadly there was no live stream/video.

I don't really like the look though. And the hair reminds me of Adam Lambert. Not that I don't like Adam, but I don't want him to look like Adam. But it's a fashion show so oh well.

I'm gonna stay up today to watch Z Zegna's fashion show, which Bill and Tom will also be attending. It starts at 11 PM Malaysian time and will be streamed live online HERE. Hopefully it won't be all crappy and keep pausing! I just wanna catch a glimpse of Bill and Tom.

On Friday, Mr. Kevin asked if he could be my driver. Lol.

Anyway, we went to the playground yesterday! My dad wanted to look at this condominium so while he and my mum were looking around the empty rooms, me and my brothers went to the playground! It was so fun!

Haha so cute. And retarded. Look at his face!

This is why my armpits are sore.

Jia He being scared. Don't believe anything else he says, he WAS scared!

This wasn't actually supposed to be a swing but it's what we used it for.

Me repeatedly whacking Jia Wei with my hair.

My mum said I was so childish.

We had bubble milk tea (YUMYUM) and this lemony drink with jelly and "pearls" in the bubble milk tea to cool off. So refreshing. I love bubble milk tea.

School today was okay lor. Emily, Sarah, and Rachel didn't come, so it was just me, Michelle, and Mary. I'm actually kind of antisocial.

Found out yesterday that Tokio Hotel is collaborating with Kerli for a song called "Strange" for the Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland! YAY! I'm even more excited to watch it now.

Stayed back until 4 PM. I played Pepsi-Cola with Emily and Mary. It ended it less than a minute. I won. Then I played tag with Mary and Dennis (a 6-year-old German boy; Jennifer's brother) until Mary got tired and quit, so I just played with Dennis. He is SO freakishly adorable!! ♥ And it was so much fun! Before he left, he hugged me and I didn't even ask for a hug! OMGGG. He is sooo cute.

German GQ outtakes and magazine scans are out! I think the video is better than the outtakes though.










SOOOOOOOO ADORABLEEE!!!!!!

My calendar was like folded across the middle today. I was so mad I couldn't concentrate on my work for like 10-20 minutes because I was too busy imagining punishing the person who did it. So I read Proverbs 12 and listened to calming music ("The Saltwater Room" - Owl City). Then Sarah found cake in her shoe. Some people have no respect.

YAAAAY higher quality pic of the GQ cover (no, it is NOT Galaxie, it's the German GQ. Gawsh)! BILL LOOKS SO GORGEOUS AFHPOEKLAJODJEOJ. Even though today Rachel and Sarah told me they thought he looked like a pondan (tranny).


MTV Buzzworthy: "Bill looks like the ringleader of Cirque de Sexy." BEST LINE EVER! For the last 20 minutes of school I was wondering what it would be like if there really was a Cirque du Sexy, and of course Bill was the ringmaster, and I was at one of the shows to watch the sexy people (BILL) prancing around and being gorgeous. It was hard to imagine some other sexy celebrity as the cast, but then I imagined Taylor Lautner (as a werewolf for the circus) since people like him so much.

Anyways, a trending topic on Twitter (#failedpickuplines) made me remember this list of 30 random, funny, and lame pickup lines. One of my favourites is "Did you fart? Coz you just blow me away!" Ahhh, the lameness. Slap the person who says this to you.

Last night, I ate a piece of this crispy chocolate thing (ssssoooo good) before I slept because apparently eating before you sleep makes you dream. I was hoping to dream of Tokio Hotel, but no such luck. :( AWWWWWW.

Today, at lunchtime, Celine came over to my table with her fake cockroach. I told her to prank Emily (who was sitting in front of me but not paying attention), so she put it on the table. I started talking with Emily normally and she didn't notice. Then Michelle came, saw the cockroach, and flailed her arms around and said in her usual crazy way, "Ooooooh, Emily, loooook!" So Emily looked and she SCREAMED! so loud and stood up! It wasn't like "Aaah!", it was like "AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" Then everyone started laughing and Emily kept saying she hated me.

The calendar and pledges are now stuck up on my desk. I hope no one ruins all my hard work. Once someone wrote something on my calendar IN PEN and I was sooo angry! And the calendar wasn't even decorated nicely or anything, so if this calendar gets messed up, I will probably commit suicide.

Haha, just kidding.

But seriously.

Anyway, here's a really funny video called "Charlie bit my finger"! IT IS SO FUNNY! You will lol.

And here's an Avatar-inspired makeup look by MichellePhan.

Well, the photoshoot was okay. A bit boring coz we had nothing to do while the other girls were having their pictures taken. I wore a pink tutu lol. And, being the genius that I am, I got eyeliner all over my already messed-up tights so I had to hide that from the camera. :(

Anyway, I'm going to talk about Tokio Hotel now! (Stop groaning.)

OH MY FREAKING GOSH! Sexy hexy!BILL LOOKS SOOO GORGEOUS! Look at those cheekbones! Omg! He looks like a ringmaster/waiter/one of those guys that dance around onstage with a stick. Sooo hot! I can't wait to see the clearer scans of that magazine!

And this is from an interview:

What time period would you enjoy living in?
Bill: I would like to fast forward 30 years and look around a bit. To see if there are things like flying cars and aliens already. Also, I wouldn't mind living in the time of pirates.

PIRATES! I guess that means he likes pirates, like me! Ahahahahaha.

And guess what. Today while I was listening to Hitz.fm, the DJ was like, "something something out there who are big fans of Tokio Hotel! So here's Automatic!" Then they played a clip of Bill saying "Hey, wir sind Tokio Hotel. Wir lieben Hitz.fm. That means we love Hitz.fm," and I screamed sooo loud! Then they played Automatic and I was just spazzing out there in my room and called Sarah to tell her.

Okay bye!



Jia He: (when asked to guess what my iTouch's wallpaper was; it's Jack Sparrow) Bill Kaulitz in panties!
Me: What?!

Disgusting boy. Ughhhh.

The school week wasn't so bad. I could actually concentrate on work (IN SCHOOL), which is good. And the new school is nicer!

Yesterday, I was walking to my table during lunchtime when Celine said hi. So I said hi and she threw something brown at me. I thought it was chocolate. Then I looked on the floor and saw that it was a fake cockroach, but I didn't scream because of the chocolate thing.

While I was eating, Tetsuo came up behind me and asked me if I wanted 100 Plus. I looked behind and there was -- surprise! -- the same fake cockroach sticking out of it.

Then while I was doing work at my desk, Ms. Catherine came up behind me.


3 times!! Good thing I wasn't scared each time or it would have been so embarrassing!

I finally decorated my calendar and copied down the school pledges! They took hours, but I'm so happy now!

Calendar.

The pledges. I copied a font I downloaded to write "The Pledges" and "I pledge allegiance". It doesn't really look golden here because of the light but I had to because it would be all blurry otherwise.

The gold-ness. The paper is blacker than it looks here.

The girl from Justin Bieber's music video "One Time" is so cute! Her hair is so nice. She looks a bit like Camilla Belle though.

You know Sarah said when she first saw a small thumbnail of my Facebook picture, she thought it was Bill? AHAHAHA. This is the picture:

PHWOAR!

P.S. I'm covering my nose because I don't like breathing water.

Anyways, my ballet class is going to have a photoshoot tomorrow for our [ballet] school calendar. It's at 1 PM to 5 or 6 PM (OHMYGOSH) so I'm going to have to leave the house at 12:30 PM. That means waking up early. :'( Awhawhawhawwwww.