The Turnaround

1. Slowly excuse yourself and slowly turn around. Extract material from nose quickly and keep your hand down on your lap. Then, when you are talking to somebody and they have their full attention to your face, flick material into the world.

The Hair Wipe

1. After a nosepick has been executed and there is a sign that it has occurred (mucus) casualy rub nose with palm and follow through, act like you are combing hair out of your eyes with your fingers then return hand to side. After this, to remove nasal waste from hand, wipe on the back knee of pants or the cuff of your pants.

Tips:

If you think your activity has been detected, immediately suspend mining operations and begin to scratch your nose. This will usually convince even the nosiest (no pun intended) observer that you were merely dealing with an itch, which is not forbidden.

If the flicking maneuver cannot be performed, stay calm and don't panic. Simply roll the extracted material between your forefinger and thumb (the famous WRB "pick n' roll"). This will cause the substance to take on a spherical shape. When you relax your finger pressure the force of gravity will irresistibly pull the mass directly to the floor where it will join all the others of its kind along with the dead skin, dust and cat hairballs. The mucous cycle is now complete.

I never really thought about having kids and right now it wouldn’t really fit in with the rest of my lifestyle anyway ;) I know I wouldn’t want a dad who’s 19 years old, barely spends a night at home and works with some weird guys. But seeing stuff like that gets me thinking...!
By the way, I told Gustav yesterday that you guys left him so many greetings in the comments. He was super happy about that and sends you guys „best wishes“ back. Everything will be OK – only the stiches seem to itch a little – so please don’t worry!

It is a photo, that hurts…

Drummer Gustav from Germany’s most succesful Rockband “Tokio Hotel”
shows Bild, how bad he got beaten up in a Magdeburger nightclub.
One guest hit the musician over the head with 2 beerbottles.
hurting him really bad.

“Gustav had to be stitched up in the hospital with 36 stitches.”
the police is pressing charges for dangerous bodilyharm.

One of the witnesses who saw the attack up close early sundaymorning in
the Madgeburger disco “the Club” speaks.

“Gustav was talking to a girl”: Stefan Bartel said. (name changed by the editors)
“all of a sudden a few guys were standing around them.
One man with no hair on his head (skinhead) insulted Gustav.
another guy came to them, and hit Gustav in his face, without warning.
then a fight broke out between Gustav and the guy”.

The eyewitness continues:
“the one guy let go of Gustav, then came back shortly after that from the right, and hit Gustav with the beerbottle, again without warning.
when he fell back, he got hit with the second bottle.
Gustav fell down on the floor, the attackers fleed”.

“The guests in the club got nervous.
Gustav was bleeding from his head really bad, they took him to the restroom.
shortly after that the police and ambulance arrived”.

Chef of the club Panos Kondogtis told Bild:
“eventhough Gustav was hurt, he shook my hand and told me
that he was sorry about what had happened, but he could not help it.
he was very uncomfortable”.

The motive for the fight and the attackers are still unclear.
“in this week we want to talk to 3 eyewisnesses, including the owner of the bar”.
‘the victim will be questioned as soon as possible as well”, Police spokesman Stefan Brodtruch explains.

They will also try to find out if the attack has something to do with the problems Tokio Hotel has been having with the Stalkergang from France.

The gang had attacked the mother of Bill and Tom in the spring in front of their house.