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Thursday, October 29, 2009

OMG Esther Lee is a Tokio Hotel fan!

Esther: Eh, you know your Tokio Hotel (she pronounced it as toe-kai-oh)...
Me: It's Tokio Hotel
Esther: Ya la. One of them is a girl, right?
Me: No, he's a boy.
Esther: He's a boy? All of them are boys?
Me: Yeah.
Esther: Oh.

Then she told me that she watched "Automatic" on YouTube, and she said, "It's quite nice, right?" Then she asked me to put some of their songs into her pendrive, and she listened to them in school. And she posted this on my Facebook wall:

Now, i'm same as you, are Tokio Hotel fan. Their songs are awesome. Only in school i realize this all 4 of them are boys.. *shocked* and Bill Kaulitz is the tallest and the most handsome among all 4. haha.. *High-Five* :)

YESSS!!! I was sooo happy when I saw that.

Anyway, pretty good weather for tchoukball today, if you minus the short drizzle and the lightning that came later. It was darkish and very cloudy, so we didn't have to suffer under the hot hot sun, THANK GOD!

I spotted an eagle flying around in circles above the church. It was really cool! We were looking at the eagle and talking about how cool it was, and Jonathan Wong had to ask us to keep our eyes on the ball, not the eagle.

And also, there was an airplane.

Sarah See: Look, an airplane!
Me and Sarah: *stare at the airplane*
Me: Hi! *waves at airplane*
Mr. Kevin: What? What?
Me: An airplane.
Mr. Kevin: David Archuleta [in the plane]! Wait, no, Bill!
Me: Bill!
Mr. Kevin: BILL!!

XD

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Sadistico
Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Jon Roberts: ... and it hurts Him (Jesus) when he sees the ones that he loved so much drop into hell... and burn.
Me: *smiles*
Jon Roberts: *looks at me* I don't know why you're smiling, but...
Me: Because you're smiling!
Jon Roberts: I'm a happy guy!

Omg. He must have thought I was sadistic and evil or something. Just imagine you're talking about going to hell, and someone is just sitting there and listening and smiling. Weeeeird.

Anyway, since we're learning about humility this month in Bible study in school, Grace's group (which includes me) did some cleaning today. We sweeped and mopped the floors and wiped the tables. When Mr. Fan and Paul Mae saw me with the broom, they said they had to take a picture (they didn't, though). It's like they think I don't even know how to use a broom or something. =.=''

Anyway, tchoukball tomorrow. It's gonna be so hot, but I can't wear shorts coz the hair has grown back (I waxed my legs a few weeks ago). So horrible! Gahhh.

I Kissed Dating Goodbye by Joshua Harris is such a good book. Don't let the title scare you away! Go and read it! :D

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Dear Emily
Monday, October 26, 2009

Random note: I would love to dress up as Cleopatra or a pirate princess for Awards Night.

I'm going to do a tag now.

Dear Emily,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realised it when your dog humped my leg outside of your office, and I saw you sit on my corned beef hash. I'm sure you're b*tchy enough to understand that you need a sex change. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Jiayu

*Don't be offended if you're tagged!

Here's how you do it:

Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
Name

(1) What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

(2) Which is your birth month?

January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

(3) Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

(4) What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

(5) What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – My ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

(6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?

One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Bitchy
Annat -shamed

(7) Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

(8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

(9) The first letter of your first name?

A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

(10) The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

(11) What do you prefer to drink?

Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

(12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself.

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Pants Stealer
Tuesday, October 20, 2009

OMG guess what happened today after tchoukball?

Joel (Tan) was changing in the playground slide (the type like, and my youngest brother Jia Qing, who had come to pick me up, stole his pants. Then Joel accidentally slid down the slide, and... Well, I really needed to know what colour underwear he was wearing.

Btw I'm being sarcastic.

Jia Qing: Jie, do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Huh? No.
Jia Qing: But the boy over there said he (Michael) is your boyfriend.
Me: What? No la.

Anyway, Jia Qing was very naughty today. He didn't want to leave when we had to go, so I had to grip his arm and drag him. Then he sat on the ground, but I still pulled him so his pants slipped a little and he got grass and dirt and whatever in his buttcrack. Sooo gross.

We went to the gas station to buy water for me and JQ. I bought a chocolate biscuit and an ice cream (yum!), and he wanted to buy a lollipop, but at first I didn't let him coz he was so naughty. So he started stomping around frustratedly and saying, "Please! Please!!" I gave in coz I knew Aunty Lori (the maid) was going to buy him a lollipop, but I made him promise to be good this Thursday. If he doesn't, I will buy an ice cream and eat it in front of his face and not buy him anything, not even a lollipop. Mwahaha!

Oh, and this is random, but, the new "New Moon" trailer is awesome!

Good night.

BILL IS SO HOT!! :D <3

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Untitled
Saturday, October 17, 2009

Short update:

  • Oct 13, Tue: Got Humanoid (English deluxe and German fan pack) in the mail today OOOMGGGG!! *has spaz attack*
  • Oct 14, Wed: Found out that my mum enjoys seeing little children cry. She used to tell her little sister when they were young, "I'm going to die. You won't be able to see me anymore" to make her cry.
  • Oct 16, Fri: Ms. Catherine dissected a rat! This time it was a girl. It was sooo cute! She gave it some chloroform or something to make it faint, then dissected it. It was really cool but disgusting at the same time. She took out and showed us the rat's heart (which was still beating when she took it out), brain, eyes, intestines, stomach, spleen, ribs, etc.

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S.O.S.
Monday, October 12, 2009

Omg one of the puppies is missing! D:

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Dogs in the Sky
Tuesday, October 6, 2009

I finally got to stay until 5 PM for tchoukball today! Unfortunately, since I had to miss the actual games before this, everyone knew what to do EXCEPT ME. I kept panicking and getting confused about what to do and who were my teammates and etc. etc. etc. I was the worst one today. Ohhh my gosh, so embarrassing! I wanted to die. *rips hair out* I can't miss any classes after anymore.

Plus the weather was VERY VERY HOT today. But I spotted two clouds that looked like a dog chasing a ball today! It was so cool and I got so hyper after that. Then the clouds changed a bit and I saw a poodle and a child's hand with a fireball shooting out of it.



Doesn't it look like a dog chasing a ball? Do you see it? No? Scroll down.



See it now??

It looks like Alpha from "Up"! So super cool!




And I had to throw the ball to someone but I said I couldn't throw far, so Rachel told me, "Think of Bill!" So I threw the ball and the person actually caught it. LOL.


Human Connect to Human
Tokio Hotel


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Preposterous!
Monday, October 5, 2009



My mum spent an OUTRAGEOUS amount of money on a special clothes iron that is easier to use. I wanted to pay RM130 for priority shipping (2-4 days) for the stuff I bought online, but I chose expedited shipping (RM90, 2-4 weeks) instead coz it's cheaper. Next time I should just choose priority. =.=''

20 people switched places today in school. Including me. I don't like switching places. I moved into Ms. Catherine's class and!! I'm just complaining about the desk and the distance from the score key. Compare:

Lovely old place
1. Bigger desk!
2. Higher dividers = more privacy!
3. Light grey dividers with no scratches!
4. No big square hole at the front!
5. Right in front of the scoring station!
6. Lighter (more light)!
Rating: Good!

Un-lovely new place:
1. smaller desk.
2. low dividers.
3. dark blue, scratched dividers.
4. big square hole at the front (coz they used to put a computer there, i think).
5. farther from the scoring station.
6. darker (the front of the desk casts a shadow on part of my desk)
Rating: Not good!

I can even see the top of Sarah Ti's head (since she sits beside me) when she's sitting down sometimes! I couldn't do that with at my old desk. Now Sarah See's sitting at my old desk. Lucky lucky her.

Ugh. I am so whiny right now, I'm annoying myself. So I'm just gonna stop. I miss my old desk!

BILL IS SOOOO HOT! *drools*

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Forty Litres of Fart
Thursday, October 1, 2009

I just preordered Humanoid (German fan pack and English deluxe) yesterday! *whew* Sadly, even though I paid RM90 for them to ship it faster, I still have to wait 2-4 weeks after the release date (Oct 6). =.="

Mary: Did you bee in the bed before?
Me: Did I pee on the bed before?
Mary: Did you bee in the bed before?
Me: Huh? Of course la. When I wake up, I'm in the bed what.
Mary: No, no...
Me: Xiao bien ("pee" in Chinese), ah?
Mary: Yeah.
Me: Oh, PEE!
Mary: Is it "bee" or "pee"?
Me: LOL IT'S PEE! HAHAHA!

She's so funny.

THE NEW EPISODE OF TH TV IS SOOO FUNNY!! OMG HAHAHA I couldn't stop laughing and my mum came and asked what was wrong with me!

 

Gustav: Somebody told me once that humans let go 40 litres of fart air a day.
Tom: O_________O
Georg: BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Tom: *walks away*

And they were all dancing! Sososo funny! Bill's dancing at 4:24 is so hot, and Georg was so funny at 4:33! OMG I'M GONNA DIE! I love them! :D

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