-- monster war!

5. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

6. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

7. Are you a broom? Coz you sweep me off my feet.

8. Are those moon pants? Coz your booty is far out! (Perv! But oh well... I think JB use this.)

9. Hey baby, are you from Tennessee coz you're the only "10" I see.

10. Hi, my name is ______, but you can call me tonight.

11. Are you tired/Do your feet hurt? Coz you've been running through my mind all day/night.

12. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

13. I'll have to arrest you coz it must be illegal to be this gorgeous.

14. I have Skittles in my mouth. Wanna "taste the rainbow?"

15. Are you from Jamaica? Coz ja making me crazy.

16. Can you please empty your pockets? I think you stole my heart.

17. Do you have a ninja in your pants? Coz your butt is kickin'! (another perverted one)

18. You almost killed me. (Why?) Coz when I saw you, you took my breath away.

19. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

20. I lost my number, can I have yours?

21. Wow, did you feel that? It was you rockin' my world!

22. You can fall off a building, you can fall off a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

23. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

24. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

25. Is there an airport near, or is that the sound of my heart taking off?

26. Do you know karate? Coz your body is really kickin'!

27. Are you a magnet? Coz I'm attracted to you.

28. Hey baby, I'm the Discovery Channel and you just got cable! (???)

29. Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?

And lastly...

30. Did you fart? Coz you just blow me away.

OMG. I love those pick-up lines! So funny! That last one and the booger one was especially dumb. My bro said #30 to my mum but, unsurprisingly, she didn't get it. I tried explaining it to her but she didn't get it either. O___O Anyway, I dunno if it's advisable to use those lines on someone. They might think it's cute, but then again, they might slap you or something.

Anyway, I'm off! Bye bye.

David Archuleta! <3

Pick-up lines source (comment section; scroll down for it).