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5:38 PM

Omg. German is a hard language! Why?

1. Some words are hard to pronounce, like "grün" and "groß."
2. Articles ("the") you use depend on the person/thing's gender. "Der" is masculine, "die" is feminine, and "das" is neutral. So it's "der Mann" (the man), "die Frau" (the woman), and "das Kind" (the child, because it doesn't say if it's a boy or girl). But the confusing part is even inanimate objects have genders! "The spoon" is masculine (der Löffel), "the fork" is feminine (die Gabel), and "the knife" is neutral (das Messer). So weird!

And I just found a funny article on the Internet called "How to Pick Your Nose Inconspicuously". Some excerpts from the article:

The Turnaround

1. Slowly excuse yourself and slowly turn around. Extract material from nose quickly and keep your hand down on your lap. Then, when you are talking to somebody and they have their full attention to your face, flick material into the world.

The Hair Wipe
1. After a nosepick has been executed and there is a sign that it has occurred (mucus) casualy rub nose with palm and follow through, act like you are combing hair out of your eyes with your fingers then return hand to side. After this, to remove nasal waste from hand, wipe on the back knee of pants or the cuff of your pants.

Tips:

If you think your activity has been detected, immediately suspend mining operations and begin to scratch your nose. This will usually convince even the nosiest (no pun intended) observer that you were merely dealing with an itch, which is not forbidden.

If the flicking maneuver cannot be performed, stay calm and don't panic. Simply roll the extracted material between your forefinger and thumb (the famous WRB "pick n' roll"). This will cause the substance to take on a spherical shape. When you relax your finger pressure the force of gravity will irresistibly pull the mass directly to the floor where it will join all the others of its kind along with the dead skin, dust and cat hairballs. The mucous cycle is now complete.

Click HERE to read the full article. "Mining operations" rofl! If you don't get it, "mining operations" means "nose-picking." Coz you're like digging for gold in both cases. Get it?

I found the article while I was Googling whether people with small noses/nose jobs can pick their noses or not. I still don't know the answer.

OMG TOKIO HOTEL'S NEW ALBUM'S NAME IS HUMANOID!!! Whaaaat? But it's Tokio Hotel so I'm fine with it. :D Omg! I want the album I want the album I want I want I WAAAAAAANT!! Click HERE for translation. To read the original article in German, click HERE.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!