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Wednesday, April 14, 2010


Tuning in to: All About Us - t.A.T.u.
I have a joke!

Four men were stranded on an island. The inhabitants of the island caught them and brought them to their chief. The chief said told them each to go and bring back a fruit or he would kill them. So they set out to get fruit.

The first man came back with a rambutan. The chief told him to rub the rambutan on his butt, and if he laughed, he would die. So the man did it and laughed because of the fruit's "hairiness", and they killed him.

The second man came back with a peach. The chief told him the same thing, and he also laughed because the peach was so fuzzy. So they killed him.

The third man came back with a mango. He laughed and was killed, too.

In heaven, the first two men saw the third guy and asked him, "Why did you laugh? Yours was so easy?"

And the third guy said, "Because I saw the fourth guy coming with a durian."

HAHA! Funny right? Right??

I really have to start sleeping early. There are only 17 days left 'til Tokio Hotel's concert, and I have to prepare myself. I don't wanna go to their concert with a constellations of zits all over my face! Ya, you might say, "Oh it's not like their gonna look at you up close or anything!" But you see, if I manage to get the M&G tickets, then I will be seeing them face-to-face, so yeah. But even if not, I still wanna have lovely nice skin. Hah.

Why is it so hard?? But I don't have a lot of time... And I don't like vegetables.

And I plucked my eyebrows myself recently because they were getting too out of control. It was so nerve-wracking, seriously! I was so anxious the whole time because I didn't wanna mess up my eyebrows. I actually accidentally clipped off one small bunch of it with the tweezers, which was like OMG. But today Sarah and Rachel were like, "You did your eyebrows yourself? But they're so even!" So that's a relief. Whew.

But I'm gonna let them grow out and let my aesthetician do them because I want an eyebrow shape that will make my face look narrower and thinner. I don't know if it's just me, but I feel like my face looks slightly chubbier with these eyebrows. Oh gosh.

Anyway, I should go now. It's 9:40 PM, and by the time I'm done brushing my teeth, washing my face, reading my Bible, and wasting time, it'll probably be 10:30 PM. Gute Nacht, Leute.

OMG I just saw that #GoodbyeHumanoidCity (today is the last concert of the Humanoid City Tour) is trending on Twitter right now! Darn, that makes me wanna stay online longer! Blehh!

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