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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

OMG something so funny happened today during lunch! I dunno if I should post about it or not coz I want to, but Sarah is super embarrassed about it! She's lucky I'm so nice even though she wasn't very nice to me recently.

Tchoukball again today! Me, Sarah, and Rachel were making sound effects like "piuuu!" and "kaboom!", and shouting stuff like, "David!" (Sarah), "Bill Kaulitz!" (me), and "Ben!" (Rachel) when we threw the ball to each other. Fun!

I had a pimple (DARN YOU) on my cheek today and I didn't notice until after school. Ughhh! How disgusting. Anyway, here's a funny joke I got from an email!

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:

"The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took
turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention..."

OMG NASTY!! How disgusting! Hahaha!

I was listening to the 30-sec preview of "Geisterfahrer" from the German Humanoid album, and I Google-translated one line that went, "Kuss mich jetzt im gegen Licht" (Yess, I'm so proud of myself! I can recognize German words!), and I found out it means "Kiss me now against the light"! OMG! What a beauutiful picture!

Bill is so hot. XD 

Anyway, my dad is buying Japanese food today. I can't wait for my STINGRAY BONES!! Okay, it might sound very unappetizing, but it's reaaally delicious! It's kind of chewy, and veryveryvery good. Yumyum.

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