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Ich Vermisse Dich
Sunday, May 9, 2010

 
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

to the mum who allowed me to stalk Tokio Hotel, waited 10 hours with me for the concert, and made the best day of my life possible. Ich danke dir für alles, und ich liebe dich! :D

I'm going to tell you guys about my week now! Right after the Tokio Hotel concert and for two days after, I'd start crying when I thought about it or when I told people about hugging Bill because I was so happy! I even cried in front of the teacher.

After assembly...
Me: Mr. Kevin?
Mr. Kevin: Yes?
Me: *tears up* Mr. Kevin, you know... you know I hugged Bill? *starts crying*
Mr. Kevin: Really? Um... *stares and doesn't know what to do*

It was only on Monday evening when I actually started crying because I missed them! Before that I was just so happy about everything. And you know that empty feeling that you get sometimes after a really happy time? That lasted a few days. It was horrible. But now it's gone, thank God.

Anyway, I'm just going to share some random pictures that I like.





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Stupidity
Monday, April 26, 2010


Tuning in to: Heilig - Tokio Hotel

My mum forced me to let her clean out my ears yesterday (I HAD NO SAY IN IT WHATSOEVER), and it was sooo ticklish! I was laughing the whole time until I drooledon the table! Disgusting yet funny.

And I CUT MY NAILS TODAY, but they didn't check them in school! What a waste.

Tokio Hotel will be in Singapore tomorrow for the DSquared show in the Audi Fashion Festival on April 28! Bill will be CATWALKING (ooh, sexy hexy!) like he did for Milan Fashion Week. Click HERE for more info. I just checked, but the tickets are all sold out. *sigh* Natürlich, of course it is, it's in two freaking days. Gosh, why didn't they tell us earlier? I'd love to be able to see that in real life.

Anyway, I'm gonna post up some hilarious exam answers that I got on the internet! SO FUNNY. They made me laugh like crazy person. Jia He's laughter might have had something to do with it too.

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All I Ever Wanted
Monday, April 19, 2010


Tuning in to: Strange - Tokio Hotel & Kerli

Yesterday, I looked throw my mum's drawer for a toothbrush and found 40 NEW ONES there. LOL. What in the world?

At lunchtime today, Sarah, who was sitting beside me, suddenly stroked my upper arm and went like, "Your arms are so soft!" LOL! She said that was the image she got when she read that I dreamt that I touched Bill's arm and said they were soft. But in my dream it wasn't like that, I touched the part between his elbow and wrist, like the bottom part where there's less hair lol.

Anyway, today's Monday, which means Hitz.fm has started giving out Tokio Hotel tickets! They'll be giving out M&G tickets too, so I'm praying for those haha. I had something to ask, so I kept trying to call Hitz.fm, and when I finally got through...

Jin: What's your name?
Me: Jiayu.
Jin: Oh, I think I know you! On Twitter.
Me: Huh?
Jin: What's your Twitter?
Me: Jiayu95.
Jin: Oh yeah, I remember you!

He recently tweeted something about going on a quest to find the Tokio Hotel tickets, and I told him, "Go with my blessing!" I just remembered that. And by the way, it is SUPER HARD to get through to Hitz.fm. Haiz.

Tokio Hotel say the funniest, weirdest, and cutest things sometimes. So I'm gonna post up some quotes by them here!
"Georg looks like a puffed up jellyfish in the morning. A puffed up jellyfish." - Bill Kaulitz

"Somebody told me once that humans let go 40 litres of fart air a day." - Gustav Schäfer

"If I were a girl for a day I would try to sleep with Tom Kaulitz." - Tom Kaulitz

"I really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy. It's like, 'Oh my gosh, come here, come here!'" - Bill Kaulitz

"One beautiful night they were torn away from my head. Now they are up for sale to the highest bidder on eBay!" Tom Kaulitz on his dreadlocks

Alex from ATL: "Hey guys, one quick question... Vampires or unicorns?"
Tokio Hotel: "Unicorns? What's that?"

"I'm so incredibly good looking and there's already so much focus on my body..." - Tom Kaulitz

"Well, to tell you a secret, Georg has some imaginary friends and they might be his only ones besides us..." - Tom Kaulitz

"Our desk, your deh, your DAD... faack! Again!" - Bill Kaulitz

"If I’m hanging out with Bill I would order some pizza and say, 'Look what I just made for you!'" - Tom Kaulitz

"During the landing I have crazy fart attacks." - Georg Listing

"My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that’s why I wear such big baggy pants." - Tom Kaulitz

Tom: *after receiving record awards* "He won't admit it in front of the camera, but he always comes up later and says, 'Thank you, Tom...'"
Georg: "Nonsense! *pushes Tom away* That's a lot of bull."
Tom: "'...I know if it wasn't for you, I'd be working construction.'"
Georg: "What?? *pushes Tom again*"

Bill: "I had such crazy dreams [on the plane]!"
Tom: "Bill smashed the window... but that was not a dream."

"I've been a fan of me ever since..." - Tom Kaulitz
 HAHA! Oookay, I rather think that's enough. They're so funny! And Bill's quote about dogs was so adorable. <3 Awww. :D

Math 810 test tomorrow! Then I can do my Math 901 book while I'm in Pangkor. Yes, I know I'm kinda slow. Since I can't swim during that time, I'll be watching everyone else have fun while I'm sitting there like a stupid idiot with flies buzzing around me. Argh! I also have a History & Geography test to do, but I'm kinda nervous about it coz there's a good chance I'll fail.

We'll see what happens. Tschüss for now! Ooh, "Monsoon" is playing on Hitz! I love Hitz.fm!

//EDIT:

Something so funny just happened on Hitz.fm!!

P.S. The "beep" is the sound that you hear when you press a number on your phone, not the "beep beep beep I've hung up" beep.

Jin: Right now the phone lines are full, and I bet there's all calling for Tokio Hotel tickets. Let's pick up line 2... Hello, this is Hitz-dot-fm. Please press 1 for English. Please press 2 for English.
Caller: *beep*
Jin: If you're calling about Tokio Hotel, please press 2-5. If you're...
Caller: *beep beep*
Jin: For Tokio Hotel tickets, please press 1-5-5-1-4 (or some other 5-digit number).
Caller: *beep beep beep beep beeeep*
Jin: Hello! You actually fell for that??
Caller: Uh...

HAHAHA! I don't remember 2-5 and the 1-5-5-1-4 part exactly, but it was something about Tokio Hotel la. So funny!!

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Not Enough
Friday, April 16, 2010


Tuning in to: All The Things She Said - t.A.T.u.

OMG guess what, guys?? I finally dreamt about Bill last night! Wheeeee!

I dream about Tokio Hotel quite often, but when I say that, like 90% of the time I mean I talked about them in the dream, or I was listening to their music in the dream, which is pretty lame because I don't actually get to see them.

But Bill was actually there beside me last night! We were sitting down and leaning against the wall and talking. He was really nice and so adorable. It was the 2007 Bill though, the one with the lion mane. We were like friends in the dream. Omg it was so nice! I kept TOUCHING HIS ARMand going, "Your arms are so soft!" and marvelling at the smoothness (ohhh gosh). And he was only slightly taller than me. Besides that I don't remember much of it.

*drools* Noooo why did I have to wake up?? Of course my dream can't really compare with Sarah's and Emily's lovely dreams of wedding their favourite celebrity (David Archuleta) or going to prom with him or whatever, but my dreams stink, so this is considered good to me... Speaking of Sarah (and Rachel), they didn't come to school today. The lucky, lazy bums. Just kidding!

Anyway, I have a wedding dinner to go to tomorrow. Don't wanna wax my legs. Or shave. And I'm not in the mood for dressing up. Shooot.

"Some men see things as they are and say, 'Why?' I dream of things that never were and say, 'Why not?'"

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Destroying Your Innocence
Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Tetsuo to Dennis: Next time you see someone you don't like, show them your fist and stick up one finger.
Me: Tetsuo!
Dennis: *sticks up his pinky*

I realized how HORRIBLE and BORING it must be for my friends (particularly Mary and Michelle) to have to listen to me obsess about Bill and Tokio Hotel. Emily and Sarah were talking about David (Archuleta) and I had nothing to say. So, to everyone out there who's had to go through hours (or even minutes) of my Tokio Hotel Talk, I'm sorryyy! But I will keep doing it, so this is an apology for the boredom that you had to go through and the boredom that you will go through again.

Yours truly,
Jiayu

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I'm Still Young
Monday, January 18, 2010

On Friday, Mr. Kevin asked if he could be my driver. Lol.

Anyway, we went to the playground yesterday! My dad wanted to look at this condominium so while he and my mum were looking around the empty rooms, me and my brothers went to the playground! It was so fun!

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Haha so cute. And retarded. Look at his face!

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This is why my armpits are sore.

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Jia He being scared. Don't believe anything else he says, he WAS scared!

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This wasn't actually supposed to be a swing but it's what we used it for.

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Me repeatedly whacking Jia Wei with my hair.

My mum said I was so childish.

We had bubble milk tea (YUMYUM) and this lemony drink with jelly and "pearls" in the bubble milk tea to cool off. So refreshing. I love bubble milk tea.

School today was okay lor. Emily, Sarah, and Rachel didn't come, so it was just me, Michelle, and Mary. I'm actually kind of antisocial.

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Tokio Hotel in Wonderland
Thursday, January 14, 2010

Found out yesterday that Tokio Hotel is collaborating with Kerli for a song called "Strange" for the Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland! YAY! I'm even more excited to watch it now.

Stayed back until 4 PM. I played Pepsi-Cola with Emily and Mary. It ended it less than a minute. I won. Then I played tag with Mary and Dennis (a 6-year-old German boy; Jennifer's brother) until Mary got tired and quit, so I just played with Dennis. He is SO freakishly adorable!! And it was so much fun! Before he left, he hugged me and I didn't even ask for a hug! OMGGG. He is sooo cute.

German GQ outtakes and magazine scans are out! I think the video is better than the outtakes though.

Outtakes:



<3









I love you.





Magazine scans:









PHWOARRR. Fierce!!







So gorgeous.



OH MY FREAKING GOSH I WISH I WAS TOM.



*dies* SO SEXYYY! Like a supermodel!!!



A screenshot from the photoshoot video. Angel face! Homgz.


GQ Bill & Tom Photoshoot



Click HERE for the one with English subs (but it's kinda stretched out so it's less nice).

SOOOOOOOO ADORABLEEE!!!!!!

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Cirque du Sexy
Tuesday, January 12, 2010

My calendar was like folded across the middle today. I was so mad I couldn't concentrate on my work for like 10-20 minutes because I was too busy imagining punishing the person who did it. So I read Proverbs 12 and listened to calming music ("The Saltwater Room" - Owl City). Then Sarah found cake in her shoe. Some people have no respect.



YAAAAY higher quality pic of the GQ cover (no, it is NOT Galaxie, it's the German GQ. Gawsh)! BILL LOOKS SO GORGEOUS AFHPOEKLAJODJEOJ. Even though today Rachel and Sarah told me they thought he looked like a pondan (tranny).

BUT I THINK HE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL!!

MTV Buzzworthy: "Bill looks like the ringleader of Cirque de Sexy." BEST LINE EVER! For the last 20 minutes of school I was wondering what it would be like if there really was a Cirque du Sexy, and of course Bill was the ringmaster, and I was at one of the shows to watch the sexy people (BILL) prancing around and being gorgeous. It was hard to imagine some other sexy celebrity as the cast, but then I imagined Taylor Lautner (as a werewolf for the circus) since people like him so much.

Anyways, a trending topic on Twitter (#failedpickuplines) made me remember this list of 30 random, funny, and lame pickup lines. One of my favourites is "Did you fart? Coz you just blow me away!" Ahhh, the lameness. Slap the person who says this to you.

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