"Georg looks like a puffed up jellyfish in the morning. A puffed up jellyfish." - Bill Kaulitz

"Somebody told me once that humans let go 40 litres of fart air a day." - Gustav Schäfer

"If I were a girl for a day I would try to sleep with Tom Kaulitz." - Tom Kaulitz

"I really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy. It's like, 'Oh my gosh, come here, come here!'" - Bill Kaulitz

"One beautiful night they were torn away from my head. Now they are up for sale to the highest bidder on eBay!" Tom Kaulitz on his dreadlocks

Alex from ATL: "Hey guys, one quick question... Vampires or unicorns?"
Tokio Hotel: "Unicorns? What's that?"

"I'm so incredibly good looking and there's already so much focus on my body..." - Tom Kaulitz

"Well, to tell you a secret, Georg has some imaginary friends and they might be his only ones besides us..." - Tom Kaulitz

"Our desk, your deh, your DAD... faack! Again!" - Bill Kaulitz

"If I’m hanging out with Bill I would order some pizza and say, 'Look what I just made for you!'" - Tom Kaulitz

"During the landing I have crazy fart attacks." - Georg Listing

"My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that’s why I wear such big baggy pants." - Tom Kaulitz

Tom: *after receiving record awards* "He won't admit it in front of the camera, but he always comes up later and says, 'Thank you, Tom...'"
Georg: "Nonsense! *pushes Tom away* That's a lot of bull."
Tom: "'...I know if it wasn't for you, I'd be working construction.'"
Georg: "What?? *pushes Tom again*"

Bill: "I had such crazy dreams [on the plane]!"
Tom: "Bill smashed the window... but that was not a dream."

"I've been a fan of me ever since..." - Tom Kaulitz