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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

My calendar was like folded across the middle today. I was so mad I couldn't concentrate on my work for like 10-20 minutes because I was too busy imagining punishing the person who did it. So I read Proverbs 12 and listened to calming music ("The Saltwater Room" - Owl City). Then Sarah found cake in her shoe. Some people have no respect.

YAAAAY higher quality pic of the GQ cover (no, it is NOT Galaxie, it's the German GQ. Gawsh)! BILL LOOKS SO GORGEOUS AFHPOEKLAJODJEOJ. Even though today Rachel and Sarah told me they thought he looked like a pondan (tranny).

BUT I THINK HE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL!!

MTV Buzzworthy: "Bill looks like the ringleader of Cirque de Sexy." BEST LINE EVER! For the last 20 minutes of school I was wondering what it would be like if there really was a Cirque du Sexy, and of course Bill was the ringmaster, and I was at one of the shows to watch the sexy people (BILL) prancing around and being gorgeous. It was hard to imagine some other sexy celebrity as the cast, but then I imagined Taylor Lautner (as a werewolf for the circus) since people like him so much.

Anyways, a trending topic on Twitter (#failedpickuplines) made me remember this list of 30 random, funny, and lame pickup lines. One of my favourites is "Did you fart? Coz you just blow me away!" Ahhh, the lameness. Slap the person who says this to you.

Labels: anger, bill kaulitz, celebs, daydreams, friends, pictures, random, school, tom kaulitz, twitter

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